The Legend of Old Muley
Do the engineers refuse to eat lunch with you? Did you really want a peanut butter sandwich, but you got poached turbot almandine in Dijon mustard sauce and bottle of Beaujolais instead? Are the unions just a bunch of bolsheviks? Did your ma get run down by the Florida Limited? Do "they" say you're tetched? Well you're not alone, Old Muley understands.